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jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

(via ladypoweronfire)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via nottoojazzy)

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

(via fake-mermaid)

"Therapy is a kids worst nightmare,everyones telling them they need help, when all they really need is a hug."

- Alex Gaskarth (via r-i-pieces)

(Source: de4dalready, via i-dont-wanna-be-heree)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it