Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
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pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?
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no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is